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Monday, April 23, 2007

Caltrops and Snot

posted by on April 23 at 15:57 PM

The Stranger’s music section is in need of a new intern. Should you for some reason have any desire to work at this crummy fishwrap, send a resume, cover letter and writing sample to Qualified applicants should have a keen eye for detail and functional use of most of their motor skills.

Expect to spend three to four to six months exercising your data processing capabilities on club calendars, doing more data entry, fact checking facts, keeping Copy at bay from staff writers using whips and caltrops, and doing more data entry. Then, with your new-found journalism cred, write a book. Travel to South America. Or, you can just move into a warehouse with a bunch of dirty, drunken scumbags to build a studio and start a band (like, uh, me). Whatever you do, start here.

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what is your name, friend?

Posted by curious | April 24, 2007 2:58 PM

sam. what's yours?

Posted by ewald | April 25, 2007 2:17 PM

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