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Saturday, April 26, 2008

Apropos of Nothing

posted by on April 26 at 4:09 AM

Kool Keith and Tracy Morgan are the same person.

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oh word?

Posted by lar | April 26, 2008 12:59 PM

Word. The two of them occupy the same comedic space in two separate mediums. This is a short, incomplete list of striking similarities:

Black Elvis – Black Thomas Jefferson
“Armed with seven rounds of space doo-doo pistols” – “I am a stabbing robot! (see also, “I am a Jedi!”)
Diesel Truckers – Gordon Tremeshco
Dr. Octagon – Dr. Spaceman (not actually him, but his doctor)
Any lyric on Sex Style – Anything Morgan says sex related: “Me and my wife like to play ‘rape.’”

They’re both hilarious in the same way, and it's a brand of comedy unique to the two of them. Therefore, by my logic, they must actually be the same person.

Posted by Jeff Kirby | April 26, 2008 1:59 PM

fuck. i'm sold.

Posted by lar | April 26, 2008 3:24 PM

What else is on your mind-grapes, Kirby?

Posted by Jason Josephes | April 26, 2008 3:55 PM

Mr. J, Mr. J!

I think you're on to something here.

Posted by Money | April 27, 2008 11:39 AM

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Posted by thewildcard | April 27, 2008 11:41 AM

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