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Is anyone really surprised by this? Sounds like any other famous rock dude.

Posted by Biggie J | August 5, 2008 12:23 PM

lol @ another machkovech sarcastic snark storm

too bad about this reatard behavior, but as sam said: when i saw him at block party, he murdered it

Posted by ndrwmtsn | August 5, 2008 12:34 PM

Under-age groupies? Drugs? Temper tantrums?

Well, count me in as an even bigger Reatard fan now.

Posted by Jeff | August 5, 2008 12:41 PM

Only 12 hours of coke and $55 worth of acid? No cred.

Posted by Eric Grandy | August 5, 2008 1:23 PM

Did anyone catch Reatard's latest video? It involves shit and blood.

Always Wanting More

Posted by ray | August 5, 2008 2:07 PM

i'm already sold, all this is just gravy

Posted by lar | August 5, 2008 3:09 PM

We played with Reatard in Boise Idaho last year and had a hilarious MySpace altercation. We played about a 40 minute set and went about our evening. He never approached us at the bar.

This was in our myspace inbox after the show:

From: Jay Reatard
you guys totally harshed our collective mellows last night...
Next time jack off for an hour and a half on your own god damn shit

From: Us
You think we haven't seen your kind of horse shit before? Show up late, act like an asshole, insult everybody and wonder why the crowd left? You think it was YOUR time that was wasted? Fuck you, moron. Nobody even knew if your shitty band was going to show up. Grow up you fucking twerps.

From: Jay Reatard
I'll tell Andrew the GM at universal records about your turd of band next week Im sure it will be worth a laugh...
Now go smoke some more weed and go eat a potato and listen to yes you untalented ugly motherfuckers..

From: Us
Name dropping people who work at major labels is very punk rock. Greg Sage would be so proud.

hahahaha! You are a moron.

Not one original idea has ever or will ever spring from your testicle brain. Good luck with that, poseur.

From: Jay Reatard
wow seems like if you know about the wipers your band wouldnt be so fucking terrble . Cause ya soud more like incabus. Good luck with your " were to old to do shit but its still fun " band . Also you have the worst most over zelous drummer I have ever had the displeasure of watching..

[end transmission]

I'll admit it was pretty funny at the time. I'm up for a flame war. Whatever. He's got a schtick going. He's like G.G. Allin's butt baby or something. I can't believe Matador thought it was a good idea to give this tool money, or to be associated with him.

If this dude is going to do the whole, loose-cannon burn out punk rock type thing, then he should at least complete the cliche and off himself soon.

Posted by Phil | August 5, 2008 3:18 PM

Early burn out? He's been doing this shit for over a decade, even if The Stranger just discovered him. Brian Foss was booking Jay down at Gibson's in the '90s and local record label Empty put out a couple of his records in the late '90s and first half of this decade. You can't really have "early burn out" with over a dozen albums and a decade of touring under your belt. And I think you would be hard pressed to say fighting, pissing off band members, throwing tantrums and getting completely wasted is something new to the guy. It's been his deal since the get go and to some extent is part of his appeal.

Posted by dan10things | August 5, 2008 3:25 PM

Oh sh*t a mile. How often does any and all of these things happen to any punk band on tour? Or ANY band, for that matter, on a touring spree?

Worst behaved I've ever seen was Mickey Avalon. Chop Suey. Famous WastedTM. Throwing things. Abusing manager. Falling down. "Doing things" with two Barely Legals in the Green Room - BL's that didn't even seem to notice, or care, that he was riding the Time Traveling Blackout Train straight into the Station. Choo choo! Later saw same BL's dragging him, unconscious, out the back door into the alley. His pants were unbuttoned and falling off. No underwear. His "thank you" tattoo splayed out on his groin under the orange glow of the street lights...

Posted by KELLY O | August 5, 2008 3:47 PM

@9: I'd be happy to shit a mile, but that doesn't make Reatard's story any less funny. If these are common stories on punk tours, I want to read 'em all.

@8: Agree to some extent. But now that the dude's started to make mainstream headway, going on ego trips about his cash, he seems to be taking on a whole new flavor of spectacle.

Posted by Sam M. | August 5, 2008 3:59 PM
Posted by KELLY O | August 5, 2008 4:09 PM

Death to sweater rock!

Let's take drugs, have sex with under age girls and get wasted.


Posted by Jeff | August 5, 2008 5:13 PM

you got that shit right. more power to Jay Reatard. just because the pitchfork crowd picked up on him doesn't mean he needs to be polite. isn't the sloppy danger account for at least half of his appeal?

Posted by brian cook | August 5, 2008 6:46 PM

Yes please, more stories about bands and bad behavior. I'd love to see a music gossip column in The Stranger again.

But then, I am a non-sweater-rock music dork.

Posted by Wah | August 5, 2008 8:36 PM

People can't stop staring at the trainwreck - the broken twisted bodies.
Kind of like how when you have a rotten tooth in your mouth, your tongue keeps going over there. People mistake his antics for originality and talent, and he pulls this shit at virtually every stop. I think he really likes to google his own name and these blog posts just pander to his ego. This is not "news" by any stretch of the imagination, nor is it anything new or exciting. Just a childish, pig-brained dip shit with more mouth than talent.

Posted by a_spaceman_cometh | August 7, 2008 8:06 AM

It's like an episode of my show! It's not news, it's not "reality TV" - but people sure love watching white-trash dumbasses self-destruct. And they will pay good money for it.

Posted by Jerry Springer | August 7, 2008 8:20 AM

Uh..Jay Reatard is yesterday's news. Y'all just move here or something?

Posted by Sarina | August 8, 2008 12:59 AM

"more mouth than talent"? are you kidding me? dude is a fucking shredder.

Posted by dude | August 8, 2008 2:29 AM

^ Jay's myspace GF, BFF, whatevs

I do however agree with "14" up there - a music gossip column in The Stranger would be welcomed.

Posted by a_spaceman_cometh | August 8, 2008 11:33 AM

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