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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

AC/DC’s “T.N.T.”

posted by on October 29 at 14:11 PM


Holy Fucking Shit

AC/DC’s “T.N.T.”: A song embedded into the collective subconscious.

Through the cathodes and the wireless controller technologies, this woman stampeded into her arena of the sun. Aries God of War looked on, spitting blood, bellowing wolved tones, cowering in a corner.

The Wii bowler, woman of power, pulled from a tallboy, dragged from her menthol light, and vanished a Frito into the recesses of her mouth. She threw the motion of the controller forward, snapped her arm, and said, “I’m T.N.T., watch this explode.” The ball lit down the lane, knocking over nine pins.

One pin was left standing. A lone, erect slave, hostage to the Wii bowler woman’s domination. She unleashed, “God fucking damnit, these toy games.” Then drew back the fulcrum of her arm and threw the second ball down the lane, which missed, whiffing way left.

Her faced reddened and she gently set the controller down. “Usually I’m the power load on this thing,” she said sadly, “usually I’m dynamite. I’m going to go home now.”

With that, she was gone. She had tried to lay her claim but missed left. Bon Scott smiled down from the peripheries of what some call heaven. His claim, already laid, already taken hold. She would try again another day.

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Mark it 8, Donny.

Posted by Smokey | October 29, 2008 2:27 PM

weird, they were just listening to "TNT" in the office upstairs. hmmmm.

Posted by bosch | October 29, 2008 2:39 PM

Smokey, my friend, mark that frame an 8, and you're entering a world of pain.

Posted by Walter | October 29, 2008 2:49 PM

Put it away Walter, they're calling the cops, man!

Posted by The dude | October 29, 2008 3:53 PM

I don't get it

Posted by nobody | October 30, 2008 9:41 AM

Obviously you're not a golfer.

Posted by Carl Spackler | October 30, 2008 9:52 AM

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